View From The Away End: A Shearer Special

Friday, April 28, 2006
So long Super Al. It's been nice knowing you. Well, sort of. I've always admired Alan Shearer for his ability, but never really warmed to him as a player. He's scored some stunning goals, but the only one that gives me goosebumps, ten years on, was his second against Holland in Euro 96 and even that was more to do with the occasion rather than person.

The rest of this post, as well as the views of several other bloggers is up at Black & White & Read All Over.

The Right Man For The England Job Revisited

Thursday, April 27, 2006
It would appear that my previous post on the topic swayed the minds of the FA.

Naturally, a few people are up in arms. My favourite has to be David Gold who has claimed (on the Beeb website) it was not what the majority of English people wanted.

"No matter how brilliant a coach someone from abroad may be, it is a betrayal of Englishmen and England fans. We want an English manager that we can relate to. We all support the England team and part of that is an English manager. I expect the players and the manager to be English."

I think he wanted an English manager don't you? Is he attempting to offload Steve Bruce on the sly perhaps? Not so sure about this "majority" though. I've been observing various polls on various websites (BBC Sport, Football365.com and The Guardian) over the last few weeks. All have had Big Phil, Guus Hiddink or Martin O'Neill right up there as favourites for the role, with McLaren the nearest English contender in 4th. Looking at the current polls, the Beebs poll says that 65% believe Scolari is the man for the job, while on Football365.com it's a stonking 89%.

The people have spoken David (and Howard and Stuart) and they want the best man for the job. Deal with it.

Man Utd Gets £30,000 Lotto Cash

Saturday, April 22, 2006
I don't really think that I need to change the Beeb's headline for this story.

"Manchester United has accepted a lottery grant of £30,000 to increase the health and fitness of its staff." Lucky them. The article goes on to say that Sport England has defended its decision by saying: "We cannot and should not discriminate against a firm based on whether it is perceived to be a wealthy organisation". Right.

They obviously saw the backlash coming. But seriously, I'm sure that there are a hundred more sports organisations, associations, teams or individuals who could really benefit from this cash. Like Sunderland for example.

Flash Harry

Thursday, April 20, 2006
Neatly following on from yesterday's post, it seems someone in the media has finally realised that Harry Redknapp is not the miracle worker everyone else makes him out to be. Here's a small excerpt from Paul Doyle's Grauniad article on "Harry Houdini".

"...Of course Harry's intention wasn't to motivate his players, it was to feed the media a self-serving script that went something like this: if Pompey perish, it's because Perrin fatally wounded them; if they survive, it's because Harry's a miracle-worker. Pompey were in 16th place when Perrin was ousted. Now they're 18th...."

The Right Man For The England Job

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
So with Hiddink and Scolari out of the frame, it would appear that we're down to Big Sam, Curbs, McLaren and (I'm praying) Martin O'Neill. So many people would foolishly prefer an English manager, the FA included, but shouldn't they go for the best candidate, foreigner or otherwise?

Curbishley strikes me as being singularly unsuited to the pressure of international management, while Boro's yo-yoing form worries me. Big Sam is the best of a bad bunch, but Bolton's lack of recent form perhaps suggests that Big Sam might not be so capable of turning things round if they aren't going to plan (a criticism frequently aimed at Sven). So Martin O'Neill is the best option really, but more on him soon.

However, quite why the FA have ruled out Big Phil is beyond me. This is a man who took Portugal to the final of the European Championships and won the World Cup with Brazil. Surely the choice should be simple? Yet, the FA still have Alan Curbishley on their shortlist, a manager who has done precisely fuck all. It's like asking whether you'd prefer Ronaldinho or Darren Bent to be in your team.

Detractors might argue that the language barrier might be a problem and that any manager could win the World Cup with the embarrassment of riches that is the Brazilian first eleven. But they're forgetting that Big Phil had the inept Roque Junior in his team and made him play like a world-class defender. Surely, the sign of a true genius?

Fear And Loathing Of Stamford Bridge

Tuesday, April 04, 2006
There's this club right. And everybody hates them. Mainly because they're successful. And rich.

The manager is so arrogant that he barely speaks to the media now, while his players frequently court controversy, either by diving or attempting to mutilate opponents. They're also more than happy to swarm round a referee, screaming at him to change a (correct) decision that hasn't gone in their favour.

Am I talking about the Man Utd of the 90s or the Chelsea of now? A difficult question to answer perhaps. After all, is there any real difference between Ruud's propensity to fall over a tad too easily and Robben's ballerina antics? Between Keane's tackle on Alf-Inge or Essien's two-footed lunges?*

A top club knows exactly when they become numero uno in their country; it's when everyone starts to hate them. While Arsenal might still win the league every few seasons, they don't really dominate the league for years at a time like Ferguson's boys did and Jose's boys are doing now, so neutrals can still feel a jealous admiration. Chelsea, on the other hand, should get used to being completely despised if they want to keep winning league title after league title. It's all part of the parcel.

*Keane's was worse actually.